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28 August 12

My toothbrush is green. Hers is orange.

  • C: Come on, Olivia. It's time to brush your teeth.
  • C: Look. Mommy's going to brush her teeth, too.
  • M: See, watch Mommy. *grabs her toothbrush out of the cabinet and starts putting toothpaste on it*
  • C: Yeah, Mommy is getting out her green toothbrush, so she can brush her teeth.
  • M: No, yours is green. My toothbrush is the ora... *stops what she's doing and slowly turns*
  • M: o_O
  • C: I know. I just wanted to freak you out for a second. *laughs*
  • M: *does not laugh*
  1. thefount posted this
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