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I'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button.
I'm not as cool as you, but that's ok. I know you love me just the way I am.
You can contact me by using the remarkable invention called e-mail. My address is fountofuselessinfo (at) gmail (dot) com
Now she want a P’zone.
You’d rather have a sub, though.
You go to one place, Pizza Hut.
Sure, I could have not made this horrible joke, but I think I remember hearing somewhere recently that you only live once.
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