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9 February 12

As many of you discussed who would play you in a movie or asked us who would portray you, I realized something. While I know I do not have prosopagnosia, because I can easily recognize and identify faces, I have no idea how to answer those questions. I cannot look at myself or any other person and say who they look like. If the similarity is so high that pretty much everyone sees it, I’m ok (for example, children that look a lot like their parents, Mike Tomlin and Omar Epps or my recent confusion of Channing Tatum and a fat Josh Hartnett), but otherwise I have no clue. If you ask me who should play you in a movie, not only will I not have an answer, but I’ll disagree with all of the choices because they look like themselves instead of you. So, who would play me in a movie? I have no idea, nor do I know why they’d make a movie about me.

  1. gretchenalice said: I’m going to call my band “Fat Josh Hartnett.”
  2. thefount posted this
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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh