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I'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button.

I'm not as cool as you, but that's ok. I know you love me just the way I am.

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18 April 14
Oh, Daddy! You forget to take this.
— Olivia, handing me a baby doll as I am walking out the door to go to work.
11 April 14
I’d have gone with an odd because they can’t even.

I’d have gone with an odd because they can’t even.

(Source: taliabobalia)

Reblogged: abundanceofcalm

7 April 14

One of my favorite exchanges in any movie ever.

(Source: teflonly)

Reblogged: danfaust

6 April 14
Yeah, the Bell’s Two Hearted brats were really good.

Yeah, the Bell’s Two Hearted brats were really good.

Posted: 6:58 PM
Local sausage place makes brats with Bell’s Two Hearted.

Local sausage place makes brats with Bell’s Two Hearted.

Posted: 11:57 AM
Na na na na na na na na, Fatman!

Na na na na na na na na, Fatman!

Posted: 9:58 AM

When your child is putting a spoonful of grits into her mouth and then sneezes, all while facing you, the resulting blast feels like it happens in slow motion, but there is still nothing you can do to get out of the line of fire.

5 April 14

"Mommy, you love Chairman Meow," Olivia calls as she runs to the other room to find her stuffed cat.

I’m pretty sure convincing her to name it that is my crowning achievement as a parent.

2 April 14

Reblogged: microculture

Posted: 11:45 AM

gretchenalice:

popculturebrain:

Watch: Fan-made ‘HIMYM' alternate ending

Works for me.

Alternate? This is what happened. The other version is the end of some other show called “How Your Mom Was Always A Second Choice”.

Reblogged: gretchenalice

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh