AboutI'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button.
When your child is putting a spoonful of grits into her mouth and then sneezes, all while facing you, the resulting blast feels like it happens in slow motion, but there is still nothing you can do to get out of the line of fire.
"Mommy, you love Chairman Meow," Olivia calls as she runs to the other room to find her stuffed cat.
I’m pretty sure convincing her to name it that is my crowning achievement as a parent.