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I'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button.

I'm not as cool as you, but that's ok. I know you love me just the way I am.

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23 April 14

Reblogged: gretchenalice

22 April 14

gretchenalice:

staceythinx:

Science-inspired necklaces from the Delftia Etsy store

I will take one of each.

I’m not really likely to wear a necklace like this, but I love the name of this store and the phylogenetic tree necklace.

Reblogged: gretchenalice

20 April 14
Happy Easter, please enjoy this picture of a bunch of people taking pictures of a polar bear’s taint.

Happy Easter, please enjoy this picture of a bunch of people taking pictures of a polar bear’s taint.

Posted: 8:33 PM
This polar bear looks like she’s playing basketball underwater.

This polar bear looks like she’s playing basketball underwater.

18 April 14
Oh, Daddy! You forget to take this.
— Olivia, handing me a baby doll as I am walking out the door to go to work.
11 April 14
I’d have gone with an odd because they can’t even.

I’d have gone with an odd because they can’t even.

(Source: taliabobalia)

Reblogged: abundanceofcalm

7 April 14

One of my favorite exchanges in any movie ever.

(Source: teflonly)

Reblogged: danfaust

6 April 14
Yeah, the Bell’s Two Hearted brats were really good.

Yeah, the Bell’s Two Hearted brats were really good.

Posted: 6:58 PM
Local sausage place makes brats with Bell’s Two Hearted.

Local sausage place makes brats with Bell’s Two Hearted.

Posted: 11:57 AM
Na na na na na na na na, Fatman!

Na na na na na na na na, Fatman!

Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh