AboutI'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button.
There once was a musical performer named Sisqo. In his most well-known song, he claims to appreciate women with “dumps like a truck, truck, truck.”
Now, WHAT THE FUCK does that mean?!There is no excusable reason as to why I have put a significant amount of thought into this today
While the phrase brings to mind the fiber content of ones diet, much like “junk in the trunk”, the phrase is in fact comparing a woman to a vehicle which carries a sizable amount of cargo in the back. Sir Mix-a-lot would admire this woman. The members of Bell Biv Devoe would suggest that you don’t trust her. Juvenile would like her to call him Big Daddy. Freddie Mercury declared that she made the rockin’ world go round. In short: