I'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button. I'm not as cool as you, but that's ok. I know you love me just the way I am.
I went to the Alamo Drafthouse last night for Geeks Who Drink trivia. It was a lot of fun, but it started later than it was scheduled to, meaning it also ended much later than I was expecting. I’ve been like Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon all day after that.