AboutI'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button.
Bruce Springsteen’s version of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town is awful, and the banter at the beginning makes it even worse.
I was walking along collecting shells this morning, and a thought occurred to me:
"I’m out here gathering the remains of those who have shuffled off this mortal coil, determining how they could best be made presentable for public display. Is this what it’s like to be Lastoneinthepool?"
It feels like someone is holding the end of the bed shaking it back and forth. They aren’t. It’s the entire house that’s being shaken.