I'm Craig. I've got a wife and a kid and a far too familiar relationship with Tumblr's Reply button. I'm not as cool as you, but that's ok. I know you love me just the way I am.
I will say that now that we have Oliver, I’m questioning whether pug was simply a misspelling of the word pig in the ad saying he needed a home. Oliver eats like one and goes around snorting all the time. I half expect to find him out searching for truffles when he’s in the backyard.